Teletubbies VS. Barney!

Hey everyone, this is just a completely random page written out of a request from Katie :) so just sit back and laugh at the showdown between Teletubbies and Barney! Oh, and note that everything below is just some random stuff that runs through my head, soo don't think I'm mentally ill in any way :)

Teletubbies:

So what exactly are the Teletubbies? I myself don't even know. They could be multicolored aliens, or kids cruelly dressed up for Halloween 24/7, OR really short adults getting paid to dress up in pedophile suits. Well with their innocent outlook and their super cool portable tvs' on their stomachs, it's really hard to say. But the fact that there are four of them means that they greatly outnumber a single fat purple dinosaur. Maybe this will cause them to win against it?

Barney:

Big. Fat. Purple. Dinosaur. 'Nuff said. This BFPD doesn't really have anything special about him besides his extraordinary creeping and pedophile abilities. He doesn't have a tv lodged in his stomach or weird alien antennas on his head, he's just a...BFPD, to be simple. Even though there isn't anything particularly outstanding about BFPD, the fact that he (or it) is fat means he/it might be able to sit on the Teletubbies and crush their internal organs (and probably more). Anyway, lets get on with the main event below...

*SHOWDOWN*

So to start off the fight, both teams will probably find a secluded place somewhere so that they can all try to kill each other without being seen by anyone else, particularly their 3-5 year old fan base. Once that place is determined, I can imagine that this is what is going to happen:

1) The Teletubbies begin to run to try to tackle Barney down, then try to slaughter him/it with their antennas and tvs.

2) Barney is too fat, meaning the Teletubbies can't take him down. They then begin to hack at his fat legs to make him fall over and die.

3) While the Teletubbies try to kill him, BFPD begins to rage...an example is below.

4) Of course this mentally retarded purple dinosaur would decide to pull out a gun, and then he begins to shoot at the Teletubbies.

5) They all scatter, but return in gangster outfits and a gun...

6) The shooting begins, and eventually the yellow teletubbie dies. (No one likes him anyway, I mean he's flipping you off in the picture above...^)

Here's the result:

7) So, with one of their comrades dead, the rest of the teletubbies being to rage too.

8) With 3 aliens and one BFPD raging, gunshots are being fired everywhere and chaos has been unleashed.

9) Because of the sheer amount of random trigger happy morons shooting, Barney gets shot through the head through complete luck.

10) As he is falling over, he crushes Po, the red teletubbie, and both lay dead. (Po dies because Barney is a really fat purple dinosaur xD)

11) The rest of the surviving teletubbies sift through the carnage, and gaze sadly at their dead friends.

12) Then they walk away, wash the blood off their costumes and go have a nice dinner at a fancy restaurant.

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I don't really have any comments, so no comment.

^paradox.

~Chichi