Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Why Naruto and Bleach both SUCK.

Ok. First of all. If you don't know the animes Naruto and Bleach. Get out. And I mean it. Lolz.  Anyway, these are two of the most popular animes around.
If they're so popular, why would I flame them?  Let's see.















Bleach:
1. Bleach is great... until the first arc is done. Like episode 70.  Everything after that. Is just. Crap. It's so dull. Filler. Filler. Filler.  Reused background.  Boring plot. Etc. etc. etc.

2. Ichigo is too strong. I mean, WHAT THE HELL?!! Ichigo is the strongest shinigami in soul society... ok we get that when he kicks the $#!@ out of everything there, the first time he goes.  But then, AN EVEN stronger enemy appears, and Ichigo gets even STRONGER.  And all the other shinigami suddenly buff out too.... enemy defeated. Oh wait. Another enemy. ICHIGO'S STRONGER AGAIN. I mean wtf?? Here comes Hueco Mundo.  Oh jeez, Ichigo suddenly goes bad ass with his newly found Hollow power. It makes him. Stronger. AGAIN. but some how, the other shinigami can still match him.  And his enemies are almost always stronger in the beginning.  If the enemies were this strong in the first place, how come they couldn't just crush Soul Society and be done with it? HUH?

3. Another strength issue.... Hollows are easy to kill. up until they become Menos Grande and are huge ass mother******s. But guess what? They aren't that strong after all.  Ichigo becomes stronger and owns them easy, as well as any other shinigami out there.  But then. Just so the story can have more enemies, and filler characters, another type of hollow is created.  Adjuchas. And these guys are small again. What the heck? Oh wait. That's not the end, here comes the Arrancar.  Yay. The hollow removes it's mask and becomes super pro and the equal to shinigamis.  OH NOES. Arrancar aren't enough for the producers of Bleach though!  They have to make the Espada too!

4. The plot is so stretched out... flimsy... repetitive. BORING.

5. The "important characters" never die. No matter how bad their injuries are. Nor if their fricken stomach gets torn out, or they get a fricken hole blown into their bodies.  They always heal. Become stronger. and kick ass.

6. Ichigo is a emo and selfish bastard (a lot of the time).

7. The manga. Is overpacked with just fight scenes, one for each character pretty much.  It gets really dull. and wastes time/space.  But they have to be read just for the one sentence of plot they each contain, otherwise you get lost.

8. EVERYONE COMMENTS " OMG. Ichigo has A HUGE AMOUNT OF REIATSU."

9. The characters talk wayyyyyyyyyy too long before dieing, starting a fight, or DOING ANYTHING FOR THAT MATTER!!

10. No matter how strong the enemies are, the "good guys" always grow stronger and win.


















Naruto:


1. It's great until Sasuke turns evil. The plot just dies from there....

2. SPeaking of the plot. The whole thing is made of 98% fillers. Which are ALL exactly the same, just in different places, with different excuses for the missions, and different characters that need to be saved from either a physical enemy or their own mind.

3. The strength issue is here too... Everyone just keeps on getting stronger and stronger and stronger. Hell. Naruto could just blow up the whole damn hidden village with one giant futon rasengan bomb or a hundred or a thousand of them.  Why doesn't he just do that to his enemies?

4. For character depth and development... the producers just send them through the "emo phase" for a few episodes or twenty.  Then they miraculously recover and realize their dreams, etc.  BUT NARUTO DOES IT LIKE TEN TIMES!!

5. They fight. Fight. and Fight. With massive destruction. But hardly anyone dies or gets severly injured.  EVERYONE'S IMMORTAL + INVINCIBLE!!!

6. Everyone are immature idiots who either become crybabies or corrupted and go Hitler for revenge.

There a THOUSANDS of reasons why both animes suck.  Can't think of the rest right now, but I'll add on.  Feel free to comment if you disagree, agree.

~ Comfy Pillow

P.S. Bring ON THE RAGE/hATE MAIL >:D

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